My Mother said she learned how to swim when someone took her out to the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
"Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
|Our Captain. (But I'm the Admiral so I totally outrank him)|
|That looks warm...|
|This is why the lake is so cold. Trust me on this one.|
|I'm pretty sure this guy pushed me in...|
|Could have been this one...but no. My moneys on the guy|
|Way down at the end is where the crime happened. |
Some would say I am clumsy, I say I was pushed!