My Mother said she learned how to swim when someone took her out to the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
"Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
Our Captain. (But I'm the Admiral so I totally outrank him) |
That looks warm... |
This is why the lake is so cold. Trust me on this one. |
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I'm pretty sure this guy pushed me in... |
Could have been this one...but no. My moneys on the guy |
Way down at the end is where the crime happened. Some would say I am clumsy, I say I was pushed! |
DISCLAIMER: (lol) Gerry did not push me in. I fell in. Slow motion fell off the boat. My matrix fall has been mastered!
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