Lets get a few things straight...

• People that steal should  feel horrible about themselves.
• People that steal likely...do not.
• People that steal from family...well...I'm going to channel my inner Holly Golightly and quote 
   "I'll never get used to anything. Anybody that does, they might as well be dead."

But the main Holly Golightly quote for the evening is:

"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed"